You’re Never Weird on the Internet (Almost): A Memoir (Touchstone, 2015)

I recommend it, but do not buy the book. Felicia Day’s autobiography, You’re Never Weird on the Internet (Almost): A Memoir, should not be on your bookshelf. You’d miss out. I’ll explain, but allow me to digress.

You are Never Weird on the Internet by Felicia Day For those of you who are not nerds… rrrr, I mean… who have not heard of Felicia Day, she is a “situationally famous” celebrity who created one of the first and most influential web series, a spoof of the online gaming world called “The Guild.” She is also the quintessential “gamer girl.”

So in part, this book is like a light-hearted walk down memory lane for computer geeks like me. She had me at Compuserve. Hearing someone reminisce wistfully about Prodigy, Ultima, and other milestones of the early personal computer era made me want to wave my hand in the air shouting “Me too! Me too!” However, as fun as this is, I wouldn’t be recommending this work to my teacher friends if it was just a telling of computer gaming history.

No, the heart of this book is the story of the growth, victories and missteps of a social misfit – a recognizable “gifted kid” – and the important part computer gaming held in her personal development, destruction, and rebuild. As a teacher of overachieving gifted kids, I recognized all of the social anxiety and perfectionist pain she talks about. I see it in my students. And the book explains once and for all why a healthy kid would want to sit for hours playing online games instead of running around outside. My students would so get her, right down to her inner “dick dick” (it’s a thing; look it up <grin>). If it wouldn’t get their parents mad at me (“Prolly too many swears” ~ @feliciaday), I’d love for my grade 6/7 students to hear the lessons she learned (many, the hard way) going from homeschooled outsider to successful actress, writer, and producer. Frankly, I believe it has the potential to save them a lot of grief.

But please hear me. Do not buy this book. Instead, do yourself a huge favour and buy the audiobook. With a paper book, you’d miss so much of the humour, vulnerability and heart wrenching sincerity poured out through the many nuanced voices of Felicia Day herself. (German opera just does not play the same on the written page. <grin>) But if you must get the paper version of the book, buy it at a signing session at a convention or from her on her book tour. It will give you a chance to get an autograph and tell her in person “Thank you. I appreciate your work. And your 4.0 heart.”

Ah, crud. I think I just turned into a #fanboy. 🙂

The Cash Converter (2011)

The Cash Converter

“Sometimes magic arrives on fairy dust. Other times it is summoned on the lips of believers. Once in a while it is a gift from some gray haired old sage – usually in the form of a sword or an amulet or some equally impractical gift for a 12 year old. But for Jason Lee, resident of 100 Main St., somewhere-not-too-important, the magic arrived in a plain brown box, off the back of a rather plain brown truck, delivered by a person in a rather plain brown uniform. The cash converter arrived by accident.

What would you do if you could convert anything… or anyone… into cold hard cash?”

Note: My middle grade adventure novel, The Cash Coverter is currently available as a free download at Noisetrade Books!